Thursday, April 17, 2008

Talk Dirty to Me

With all the talks we endure at church meetings about the dangers of pornography, I have to say I'll make an exception for this. It's my kind of eye-candy. Guys {and by that I mean Shane}, take note. There is nothing hotter. Trust me. And if this isn't your cup o' tea, then try this little scenario...

Or this one might just do the trick...
So there you have it {Shane}. I'm happy to help {Shane}. I promise it works {Shane}. You won't be disappointed {Shane}.

As for talking dirty, we can talk floors, windows, walls...take your pick, it's all good.

6 comments:

Jeff, Di and Ty said...

I have seen this before. Isn't it great? I especially love the crafts fair one- What beautiful words!

chrissy said...

First of all, ew. Second of all, you stole my song.

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Mr. Belvedeere said...

this is like any other addiction...once you get a little, all you'll want is more. my advice to the guys would be, for your wive's sakes, avoid even doing the little that way they won't have to go through the withdrawals later on.

King Family said...

meg,
you are hilarious...i am not a big email "forward" fan...but this one had me rolling...tell shane to let us know if you guys are going to venture to any baseball games...i'll go if you go. :)

Haguewood Family said...

I hear you 100%. There's nothing better than a man doing housework!