My cute next door neighbor just had a darling little baby girl last week. I took some dinner over, and got to hold her and cuddle her and smell her. I'll admit, it made me baby jealous. She was so tiny--and I couldn't even remember the last time I got to hold a baby that tiny. I didn't want to leave. But, eventually, I did. And as I walked home I had a fabulous idea.
Here's how it will work. You, {any of you}, have a baby. You do the throwing up pregnancy part, and the staying up at night part. In return, I will bring you dinner, hold your little bundle of joy, do the mommy bounce with them, cuddle with them and smell them, babysit them, even feed and burp them. Then, when they get to be about 8 months old, I'll leave you alone to enjoy one another, and I'll find a new baby mama. It's genius. And I can't wait. Who's first?
3 comments:
I am so excited that you've been checking out my blog...YAY!!!
Not to worry...we will be planning a girls night out for sure.
How's things girl?
Ill get on that....
have you seen the movie baby mama? you need too, it is very funny....i would help you out with your plan but i hate the pregnancy part AND the new baby part...I will take the 8 month old please....
Post a Comment